And jokes

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.

It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"

She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."

Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.