And jokes

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

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    • You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

    Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

    Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

    The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

    He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

    What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

    One is wanted and one's not.

    What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

    ... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

    Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.

    Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.

    Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?

    Kids: Yeah!

    Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!

    Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.

    *Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*

    Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.

    What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

    Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.