And jokes
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.