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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.