And jokes
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!