And jokes
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?