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A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

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    • What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

    The Boston marathon finish line.

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    • How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

    What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

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    • A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.

    "For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"

    The man with glasses frowns.

    "Where did all the others go, then?"

    When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

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    • What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.

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    • How would you best describe prostate cancer?

    Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

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    • What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

    The Demon at least has a trade offer.

    You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').