Analog horror jokes

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."