Analie jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"