Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
