Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because there dead.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
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Why is Trump bad with America- because he made it scream
Wanna here a joke??
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What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
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Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." -- Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
