Alzheimer's patients jokes

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!