Alzheimer's patients jokes
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
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Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!