Alloy jokes

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Like if you know someone is emo.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.