Allergy table jokes

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.