Allergy table jokes
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
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I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.