Allergy table jokes

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

What's bad? A nut allergy.