Allergy table jokes
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
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I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
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My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!