Aligator jokes

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Chomp!

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.