Aligator jokes

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)

What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.