Al queda jokes
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.