Accordion jokes
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
I fell down the stairs once.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.