Accordion jokes
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
I fell down the stairs once.