Abortion jokes jokes

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.