Abortion jokes jokes

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.