Abortion jokes

Abortion Jokes Jokes

Delivery

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

People

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Abortion

    All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

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  • Abortion

    Why do people hate abortion jokes?

    It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

    Abortion

    I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

    Abortion

    Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

    Abortion

    Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

    In fact, they don't age at all.

    Abortion

    Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

    Abortion

    What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

    Delivery

    Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

    Abortion

    Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

    Abortion

    I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

    After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.