Abortion jokes jokes

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.