Abortion jokes jokes

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.