To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iβm okay, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnβt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldβve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, βWhatβs your favorite kind of music?β The other says, βIβm a big metal fan.β
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didnβt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I canβt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyβll ground me!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. Thatβs all sweetie! Explain= You canβt butter a electrical socket