Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
A-List Jokes
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iโm okay, but I feel like Iโve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnโt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldโve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, โWhatโs your favorite kind of music?โ The other says, โIโm a big metal fan.โ
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnโt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canโt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyโll ground me!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
Thatโs all sweetie!
