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A-list

Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!

Memes

Baby

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iโ€™m okay, but I feel like Iโ€™ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldnโ€™t build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldโ€™ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, โ€œWhatโ€™s your favorite kind of music?โ€ The other says, โ€œIโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didnโ€™t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I canโ€™t drink coffee anymore. Or else theyโ€™ll ground me!

Ornament

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Mother

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.

She responded with a list:

- Take out the trash.

- Clean your room.

- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.

Thatโ€™s all sweetie!

Memes

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Community

for your whole life people expected things from you. be good, be better, be successful, be happy, and you've tried, sometimes at the expense of your own peace, but to be good enough for others, maybe some of it helped, but a lot of it just made you feel like youre never doing enough, but whos life are you really living? whos voice are you trying to impress? if its not yours, let it go. you dont have to chase after a perfect life to deserve peace. youre not a list of achievements, youre a person, and your life, gets to feel like yours.

Poll

@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.

1st a way easier way to navigate comments.

Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.

Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certaiโ€ฆ Read more

Okay so My brother found out I wanted to...yk, but ye, So He made do 100 reasons on why I wanted to, after I did tht we went outside started a fire and burn the papers, and we screamed our lungs out, then we had a 4 hour talk, bout how he wanted me to be 197433247808x better than my mom and granma, then he gave me a list of reasons why I should stay (which btw was 200 reasons) Last night was one of the best nights evโ€ฆ Read more