A-list jokes
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
saddest youtube comment :(
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
like this if you don't like school.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Beans
These are all racist. 😂
Like (DYM 139).
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Unbearable meme attempt 1
Community talk
I have diabolical hear me outs... Charlie knows maybe one or two.. but i have a list </3
for your whole life people expected things from you. be good, be better, be successful, be happy, and you've tried, sometimes at the expense of your own peace, but to be good enough for others, maybe some of it helped, but a lot of it just made you feel like youre never doing enough, but whos life are you really living? whos voice are you trying to impress? if its not yours, let it go. you dont have to chase after a perfect life to deserve peace. youre not a list of achievements, youre a person, and your life, gets to feel like yours.
@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.
1st a way easier way to navigate comments.
Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.
Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more