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Puns Collection

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Comments (9)

Those were HILLARIOUS Aiden! I can tell witch ones you made up because I've heard some before-I like the last joke the best, and I think you made that up right?

Well sorta i just re-created a coffee pun

Oh, well you did a good job. :)

Welcome :)

Shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

If you don't like it Akeld then don't even bother to comment. Plus, No Hating And That Is The Golden Rule I His Comments. OK?

Too funny!😂 I respect the jokes!