heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Comments (9)

Those were HILLARIOUS Aiden! I can tell witch ones you made up because I've heard some before-I like the last joke the best, and I think you made that up right?

Well sorta i just re-created a coffee pun

Oh, well you did a good job. :)

thank you

Welcome :)

Nice one Aiden :)


If you don't like it Akeld then don't even bother to comment. Plus, No Hating And That Is The Golden Rule I His Comments. OK?

Too funny!😂 I respect the jokes!