lolo.
yourmomgaylol
why cant orphans be gay. because they have no one to call daddy
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
knock knock orphan: whos there?
not your parents
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."