Yo mama

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."