What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
XTREME
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Life is short, and so is your dick. Size doesn't matter, and so does time. Within your life, you CAN achieve.
by XTREME
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.