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@uk@wje

Mod. TY Cosmo! Don't fucking be a fucking cunt otherwise I fucking ban the fuck outta you.
Registered on 3/7/2023 · 39 followers · Last active 3 hours ago
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Boss

UK · 4 months ago
  • A meme featuring text at the top: "me trying to explain to my boss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers". Below the text is a mirrored video clip from Better Call Saul showing Howard Hamlin and Jimmy McGill conversing. The vertical mirroring makes it look like they are standing in a highly reflective, metallic liquid resembling liquid mercury.
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  • Tattoo

    UK · 4 months ago
  • A screenshot of three social media comments. User SomeoneInTheUniverse asks: "does it hurt to get a tattoo?" User BLreader responds: "it depends on the area". SomeoneInTheUniverse replies: "Im from oklahoma".
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  • Nut

    UK · In-joke · 8 months ago
  • A screenshot of a message from a verified account named Explain Hamster. It features a cartoon hamster avatar. The message quotes a user named United Kingdom UK saying "You can try my nuts". Explain Hamster replies with "Yummy nuts for a snack!" followed by chestnut, heart, and hamster emojis.
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  • Comment

    UK · 8 months ago
  • A screenshot of a comment section where a user named .DINOSOURS LOVER. asks "guys im color blind what color she added?". A user named Wander replies "She's adding blue :D". After .DINOSOURS LOVER. thanks them, a third user named Pistachio asks "How did you read if ur blind 🤨", confusing color blindness with being totally blind.
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  • Miscommunication

    UK · 8 months ago
  • A chat interface showing a conversation where one user says "you so Butyfull sexsy". The other user replies "an attempt was made". The first user says "yes" then "sand photo". The other user responds with a photograph of a sand dune under a blue sky.
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  • RapBoat

    UK · In-joke · 8 months ago
  • A social media interaction where user United Kingdom UK asks Explain Bear '@eb whos the biggest cornball on wje'. Explain Bear, represented by a cartoon bear avatar, replies 'The biggest cornball is easily rapboat'.
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  • Youtube

    UK · 8 months ago
  • A screenshot of a YouTube mobile app profile for '@shinywr'. The channel has 321k subscribers and 3 videos. The bio link is a Wayback Machine URL dated January 13, 2026. A video listed below has a plain grey thumbnail and a duration of 1,234,567 hours, 30 minutes, and 0 seconds, with 4.1 million views from 13 days ago.
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  • Challenge

    UK · 9 months ago
  • A screenshot of a YouTube video by 'Steven Gaming TV' titled 'I will not breathe until mr.beast comments on this vid'. The video shows a young boy holding his nose to hold his breath. At the bottom of the screen, the YouTube interface shows that 'Comments are turned off', making the challenge impossible.
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  • Canada

    UK · 9 months ago
  • A video clip titled "Violence in Canada (Graphic) (18+)" showing a pedestrian accidentally bumping into a person carrying a skateboard in a public square. Instead of a conflict, both individuals immediately stop and politely acknowledge each other with what looks like an apology before walking away.
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  • Car

    UK · 10 months ago
  • A photo of a black antique car, resembling a Ford Model T, parked in a modern day parking lot. Text overlays on the top and bottom of the image read: "Bro got the dadadadundanun" accompanied by skull and crying emojis, and "Bros license plate is 53" with an old man and crying emoji.
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  • Furry

    UK · In-joke · 11 months ago
  • Mal is a furry confirmed

    A screenshot of an online comment section on a dark background. A user named "mal" with a profile picture featuring a purple and white My Little Pony character comments, "i am a goat baaaahhhh." The comment was posted "1 minute ago."
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  • Bathroom

    UK · 11 months ago
  • Text on a gradient background from white to orange at the bottom reads, "how it feels to turn on the bathroom light when u need to pee at night 🥀💔🎃". Below the text are three emojis: a wilted rose, a broken heart, and a jack-o'-lantern.
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  • Pennywise

    UK · 11 months ago
  • A street scene shows a paved road with a large white arrow painted on it, indicating a sharp left turn or U-turn. Above the road, there is a concrete curb, a small circular storm drain, a textured stone retaining wall, and a grassy hill with some trees in the background. Overlay text reads: "Pennywise no one falling for ts ✌️😭".
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  • Meme

    UK · In-joke · 11 months ago
  • Found this advertisement while scrolling through memes

    An illustration of a woman with long dark hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth in an expression of distress or urgency. She has one hand pressed against a wooden surface, showing tension. Text overlays the image, saying "DON'T HOLD BACK THIS TIME". In the top left corner, there's a label "COMIC ARCHIVE".
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  • Screenshot

    UK · In-joke · 1 year ago
  • A series of nested screenshots, each displaying the previous one, creating an infinite visual loop. The top-most screenshot shows a user profile named 'Another New Blach'. Inside that, a screenshot from 'United Kingdom UK at your doorstep' is visible, which in turn contains another 'Another New Blach' screenshot, and so on, repeating several times. The profile pictures include a person with an animal and a ghost icon.
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  • Score

    UK · 1 year ago
  • A black background with a small, rectangular block in the center. The block has a dense pattern of tiny red and green dots, like digital noise or camouflage. Above the block, the text "+10000" is displayed. Below the block, the text "+00001" is displayed, but it is rotated upside down.
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  • Miscommunication

    UK · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"
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  • Trade Offer

    UK · 1 year ago
  • A young man dressed in ancient Roman or Greek warrior attire, including a red cape and dark armor, stands with his hands clasped in front of him in a thoughtful or scheming pose. He is positioned indoors, with a large window behind him showing a view of the outside at dusk. Above him, text arranged like a meme reads: '! Trade offer ! I receive: Nothing haha, don't worry about it. You receive: A big wooden horse.'
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  • School

    UK · 1 year ago
  • A bathroom stall features a toilet with a houseplant planted inside the bowl, spilling soil on the floor. Above the toilet, a white poster hangs on a cinder block wall, depicting a cartoonish, potato-like creature with eyes and a mouth, alongside the text "LET IT GROW" and a small leaf illustration. The image also has an overlay text that reads, "I'm done with this school."
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  • Heroin

    UK · In-joke · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a dark-themed chat interface. A message from a user named 'The REAL RB' with a profile picture of several men in robes says, 'You're so silly, heroin daddyy~ UWU'. Below it, a partial message from another user named 'mal' with a sunflower profile picture is visible.
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