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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.