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If you use this site on a regular basis, you stink

Registered on 9/16/2023 · 71 followers · Last active 7 months ago

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A cartoon fish character looks shocked while standing next to a dumpster. The text reads: Oh. That's a body without organs. THERE IS A HUMAN CARCASS STRIPPED OF ITS BODILY ORGANS IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BEST PIZZA, MANHATTAN NYC NY AT 40.713050, -74.007230.

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The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

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A picture of the character Ralph from the movie "Wreck-It Ralph". The text on the picture says "GO TO FORTNITEBURGER.NET. JUST TRUST ME DO IT."

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The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.

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I love rdr2

A person is standing in the snow. The snow around them has been deformed to resemble male genitalia. The text on the image says: "To the tech artist who worked multiple late nights on the snow deformation technology, know that you've brought much joy to the world."

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An optical illusion with a grid of green and light green squares with pink dots at the corners that appear to move due to the design.

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The image shows a scene from the video game "Plants vs. Zombies", where various plants are arranged on a lawn to defend against incoming zombies. The plants include peashooters, sunflowers, chompers, wall-nuts, and a spiky mushroom. There are also lawnmowers on the left side of the screen. The top of the screen shows the zombie health bar. The menu is visible in the upper right corner.

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Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

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The image displays a chat message. Someone asks "Are you Wade?" and the answer is "No". The user is named Alastor, it is 11:25am.

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I made a coaster

A yellow coaster with a hand-drawn smiley face in black ink. The smiley has a slightly sad or tired expression.

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An image with two mirrored scenes. On the left, a figure stands in front of a blue, icy scene and asks for help. On the right, a similar figure stands in front of a red, fiery scene and also asks for help. Above the figures the text reads "I ___ suicidal people".

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Amy being petty

The description from a YouTube channel named amy. It includes a quote from Jeff Winger and a special mention to VancityMerc319 for being the most idiotic person they've ever met.

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A white and orange cat is standing in a bag filled with brown food pellets. The text overlay reads "bulking season".

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I agree

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they're trying to ban racism because the koreans or whatever they are complaining
Whoever is doing that hates this site; racism is quintessential WJE culture.

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The image shows a conversation where a user is asking to "dap up". The other user responds with "No?" Then asks "Why are your memes so cursed", which is followed by an image with an angry emoji saying "Fuck you mean no?". The first user is confused and responds, "How did you have a fuckin response to my no"

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A close-up shot of an orange cat's paw with pink toe beans. A small, pink pill is lying on the ground next to it. The text overlay says "HELP HELP HIS BEAN FELL OFF".

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Two panels of a comic. In the first panel, two characters are arguing with speech bubbles that say, "Goku is stronger!" and "Omni-Man is stronger!" In the second panel, a video game screen shows the character Goku shooting at Omni-Man in a Fortnite-like game.

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A monkey with a concerned look on its face, with the text 'YOUR "PACKAGE" "CAME" IN THE "MALE"...?' overlayed on the image.

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The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

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A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a bearded wizard tells Severus that trans wizards are just as good as cisgender ones. In the second panel, a person with a trans flag scarf and purple pants levitates in the air, demonstrating the quick learning of magic.

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