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If you use this site on a regular basis, you stink

Registered on 9/16/2023 · 71 followers · Last active 7 months ago

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When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

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The image shows two panels. In the first panel, there are three characters. The first character is spraying an anarchy symbol on a wall with the word "TWITTER" on top of it, the second is spraying the letters "NT" on that wall. The third character is watching them. In the second panel, a character with a surprised look is pointing and saying "HE'S BREAKING THE TERMS OF SERVICE!".

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The image is a mock-up of a video game cover for Playstation 2. The title of the game is "Natural Born Killers Columbine". The cover art features various images related to the Columbine High School massacre and the movie Natural Born Killers. It also has the RP rating.

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The image shows a cartoonish scene with a title that reads "Massacre Time" with a gun integrated into the text. Below it reads "with Eric & Dylan". There are two figures below. One is standing on a pile of debris holding a guitar, while the other is falling from the top. The background shows a burning city with smoke.

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A four-panel cartoon meme. In the first panel, a person is sitting at a computer, looking at a video game box with an expression of curiosity and asking "What's that?". The second panel shows a person putting the game into a console. The third panel indicates that the next panel takes place "2 HOURS LATER". The fourth panel depicts an amateur surveillance camera capture of a public setting where someone is shooting a firearm at another person.

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A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

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A surveillance camera image of a room with tables. Two animated characters from the Pokemon series, Jessie and James of Team Rocket, are imposed on the image. Jessie is standing with her arms crossed, while James is holding a gun. The text overlay reads, "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE", along with a timestamp.

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A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

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The image shows a black and white security camera footage of a school cafeteria with several tables and people. In the foreground, two figures are visible, one with a gun. Superimposed on the image is the cartoon figure of Mario.

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A grainy, security camera style image shows two people holding weapons in a cafeteria. The text above them says: "One Need Not Worry" and below them is: "for we are from the internet". The timestamp on the image is 11:57:20:83 AM 04/20/99.

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This site will have columbine memes

Two people wearing trench coats and sunglasses are holding guns. The image is dark and they are walking in a hallway. The text “Army of Two” is at the bottom.

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This is the meme

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The image shows text on the left that reads "STUDENT CUMS AT SCHOOL" and "Dhar Mann" beneath it. On the right, there is a close up of a person with white goo all over their face.

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Relatable

The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

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Prank em John

A painting shows a man with a beard sitting in a theater box. The text overlay says, "PRANK EM" on top and "John" on the bottom.

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