What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables? Sells the wheelchair.
Shower thoughts
What do you do when epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them Some laundry.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Did jesus die a virgin?
Nah he got nailed...
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What’s the difference between Batman and the black panther
Batman returns
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?
Not sure I just fly the drone
What do you call two gay Irishman?
Patrick Fitz gerald, and Gerald Fitz patrick
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex
I was bloody sore and but at least my dad came
What bee doesn’t fly properly
Kobe
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.