A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Shower thoughts
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What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
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What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
miracle whip
Why is Santa always so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
The back of my hand
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float
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A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home she said yes, so I took it
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower
I said maybe.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma? I cried when I cut up the onions
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize