Shower thoughts

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion

Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school

So I had him bring my wife

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill

A avalanche

How do you turn a cat into a fish

Tell your girl not to wash down there

Did you know Paul walker had dandruff

Neither did I until l found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters

Black matter leaves a impact

I think God is cool with abortion

After all, he did kill his only son

Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis

Its the only way they’ll get love

What did hitler get for his birthday

A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven

A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer

Same person

My grandma asked me if I could visit her

I told her no I don’t like graveyards