What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the old man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I threw a boomerang years ago, now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar, and says ow.
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
china. there. :)
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Me: a lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant. Friend: like what? Me: my name, my address, my phone number...
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? An RC/XD
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne Waits until you're 13 to come on your face
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all Beat the room for being black.
Hardest part about being a paedophile? Fitting in.