A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
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Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?..
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They laughed at my crayon drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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