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A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.

Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

I started crying when dad began to cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.