Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
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Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.