Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Shower thoughts
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children? None. Neither can see their parents
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand? “I ain’t reading all that.”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation