They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
Shower thoughts
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
What do priests give children? Syphilis
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and hitler
Usain finished the races
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art