A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Shower thoughts
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number
Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was a blow job
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible