Lune

@lune

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Cop

    • I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

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    • Victim

    • Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

    Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

    CPR

    • I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

    One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.