How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 馃崿.
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What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.