GG Miller

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.

Registered on 12/16/2022 · 51 followers · Last active 9 days ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

I have many jokes about unemployed people—sadly none of them work.

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

A cartoon character with red hair and headphones is looking skeptically while holding a radar-like device in one hand. The text reads "When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone."

5th grade me

A photo shows a man wearing a king's crown and a red cape while sitting on a golden throne. The text above the image reads "3rd graders after sitting on the teacher's chair".

A person with a black floral shirt is holding a stick with a round object in the air on a stage with large fire flames in the background. Text at the top says, "Teacher leaves the class for 0.003 seconds." The website boredpanda.com is in the lower right corner.

Everybody does this

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

*THUMP* THUMP*

The image shows Homer Simpson, a character from "The Simpsons", looking very overweight. The text on the image reads, "HAHA THE SIMPSONS THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED UR MOM."

FRR

The image shows a question "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:". Below it are four pictures: The first shows the outline of a person holding their head in pain, the second shows the outline of a person's skeleton with a red spinal cord, the third shows a person holding their eyes, and the fourth is a close-up of a red, irritated eye.