"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
*THUMP* THUMP*
FRR
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK
DANG, like for a Cookie
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."