GG Miller

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.

Registered on 12/16/2022 · 51 followers · Last active 20 days ago

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

*THUMP* THUMP*

The image shows Homer Simpson, a character from "The Simpsons", looking very overweight. The text on the image reads, "HAHA THE SIMPSONS THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED UR MOM."

FRR

The image shows a question "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:". Below it are four pictures: The first shows the outline of a person holding their head in pain, the second shows the outline of a person's skeleton with a red spinal cord, the third shows a person holding their eyes, and the fourth is a close-up of a red, irritated eye.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

The image shows four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. The top left panel depicts a person with their hand on their head, the brain highlighted in red, showing a headache. The top right panel shows a translucent human torso with a red highlighted spine, indicating back pain. The bottom left panel displays a person rubbing their eyes, conveying fatigue or eye strain. The bottom right panel shows a close-up of a bloodshot eye. Above the four panels is the text "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:".

A photo shows four students in school uniforms sitting in a row. The text on the image says: "When the teacher moves your seat away from your squad cuz you're disturbing but he doesn't know the whole class is your squad."

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

An image of Spiderman with a red brick wall behind him. He is standing with his arms stretched out and looks like he's dancing. The text says "I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER".

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

What does a sprinter eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Where do fruits go on vacation?

"Pear-is!"

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

"A satisfactory."

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."