"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.