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DIANEE

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Registered on 12/17/2024 · 3 followers · Last active 3 months ago

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I GOT IT

The image shows an "Official Meme Stealing License". The license has a cartoonish, stylized drawing of a character with a long neck, green eye, and dark grey body. The text on the license includes the following: "Name: DIANEE," "Gender: male," "Joined: Dec 2," "Occupation: prisoner," and "Level: 3". It also states the license is "Valid Thru: jan/9/25" and the "Membership Type" is "standard".

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Kash Register 2016 - Loyola Marymount University", with the text "Kash Register 2016. Loyola Law School Project for the Innocent to Celebrate Innocence Day with Exoneree Speakers & Film Screening." below the title.

A tiny, pink, cartoon potato is in the middle of the image. Above the potato it reads, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you". Below the potato it says, "YOU CAN DO THE THING".

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

Aw, Snap

A pixel art image of a sad looking folder icon with two Xs for eyes, and a frown below, accompanied by the text "Aw, Snap!"

brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

materwelon

The image shows a sliced watermelon with the text "Materwelon" above it.

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

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