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What do you call a rapper's pet?

A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To withdraw some FLOW

What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?

"Yo, drop the BEAT”

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?

A LYRICAL COOK

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To study the FLOW of the WILD

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Skillet

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some FLOW-TIDE