What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
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Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.