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Registered on 3/30/2024 · 33 followers · Last active 11 days ago

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

What do you call a rapper's pet?

A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the street signs.

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To withdraw some flow.

What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?

"Yo, drop the BEAT!"

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?

A LYRICAL COOK!

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE.

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To study the FLOW of the WILD.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Skillet.