Whats the difference between an apple and a orphan? The apple gets picked
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
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what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
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Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
Dark jokes are like home a lot of people don't get.
what's an orphan's favorite movie Spiderman NO WAY HOME
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
You guys are literally mentally ill you should get some help this is so disgusting ew
