Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
