Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What age is served for breakfast?
That one depressed friend.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
