why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What do u call a tire that is tired
A tire ig❤️
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why do orphans like boomerangs because they actually came back ....
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt me
A emo and a leaf fall out of a tree which hits the ground first... The leaf the rope stoped the emo
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
Roses are red violets are blue I see you I see you you would have to work out
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
What does Michael jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack
what do cannibals eat to freshen there teeth. men toes
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
