I poo 11 times a day.
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by will smith
Violence against women is funny :)
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides When aa plane hits it.
What do you call a gay bbq LGBBQ
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster. A baby in two dumpsters.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
you so ugly you make happy meals cry.
your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get
how much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)
What would an orphan priest call himself: Father Les.
i once called a group of emos the suicide squad
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
