3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
I put the fun in funeral
The twin towers are like jenga, you yell towers falling.
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kit come hang with us
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
They all call it self baptism I call it failed suicide
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's
Give a man a match he'll be warm for hours Light the Man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
Today I asked my phone siri why am i still single?
And i activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
