When you went to McDonald's you sat down you were so fat they said TBC
Inela your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat the scale said I need your weight, not your phone number
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline 🤣🤣
Your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
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random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
Why is the number 10 always scared Answer:He’s in the middle of 9/11
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Answer:special forces
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Yall knew this one fr
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"
